piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

candidcatharsis:

so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.
candidcatharsis:

so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.

candidcatharsis:

so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.

iveneverbeenherebefore:

IVENEVERBEENHEREBEFORE LAPTOP GIVEAWAY

This is my first giveaway so let’s get a few things straight.

The school year is over in the U.S. so there are some great back-to-school deals going on with Apple.  I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and I hope whoever wins appreciates it. THIS LAPTOP IS REFURBISHED - so works the same as a brand new MacBook Pro, but I was able to buy it for about $1000 (the normal price is well above $1200). I have tested it myself, and it is excellent in all aspects.

How did I afford to buy this just to give it away?

I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

Refurbished 13.3 inch Macbook Pro 2.5 GHz Dual-core Intel i5

Originally released June 2012

13.3-inch (diagonal) LED- backlit glossy widescreen display, 1280-by-800 resolution

4GB (2 x 2GB) of 1600MHz DDR3 SDRAM

500GB Serial ATA @5400 rpm

8x double-layer SuperDrive

Intel HD Graphics 4000

RULES

  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
  • You have until September 19, 2014 (In the U.S.) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
  • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

Ends on September 19st, 2014 (U.S. date)

REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

  1. Camera: iPhone 5
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/20th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

secxndary:

I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount or more than what it was originally priced. I’ve already talked to my mum about me giving it away, and she doesn’t mind. Anyway, who doesn’t like free stuff?

Here’s how this will work:

  • You do not have to follow me. I don’t want any followers that don’t actually like my blog. I do ask of you to kindly check out my blog though. If you like it cool, if not, then your loss.
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Do not create any extra blogs or whatever, I will be looking on your archives.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing.
  • Winner will be contacted via ask, so make sure that you have that on/open.
  • This will be over on August 21st 2014, and the winner will be announced on the 22nd.

I am doing this basically to make someone else happy and also because I accidentally deleted the other contest I was doing. Please don’t participate if you already own a Canon, but you can if you’d like I guess. I really don’t care if you live in Hogwarts, anyone is allowed to enter.

Here’s what the winner will get:

  • Canon EOS 1100D
  • Camera Cover R-F-3
  • Battery Charger LC-E10E
  • EUR AC Cable 1m
  • Battery pack LP-E10
  • Battery cover
  • Interface cable IFC-130U
  • All the disks needed.

The camera is basically brand new.

If you think this is “stupid” of me to do or anything of that sort, than just ignore it. It’s that simple.

Q. “Why would you just giveaway an expensive camera to a stranger?”

A. TO MAKE THEM HAPPY!

Q. “How do we know you aren’t bullshitting us?”

A. To make a fake contest just for followers is stupid, plus, I have a picture of me holding both the cameras :)

Good luck.

eouv:

SUMMER GIVEAWAY
The reason we are having this give away is because both of us upgraded our phones to the iPhone 5c and got new laptops, without the phone, there is no use for the case so we are giving them with the phones.
 ITEMS INCLUDED:
1 Apple Macbook Air + charger
1 HP Pavilion Touchsmart 14 Sleekbook + charger
2 iPhone 4’s + charger 
8 iPhone 4 cases 
 
RULES: 
MBF both of us (eouv and tattoo-me-with-love) (we will check)
 We will be checking if the winner is following our blogs, and if he/she is not, we will choose a new winner!
 Reblogs only, likes don’t count! (reblog as many times as you’d like)(likes=bookmark)
 The winner will be chosen on August 15 2014 using a random generator. They will be messaged, and if there is no response within 24 hours, a new winner will be chosen.
 If you have any questions, please message eouv or tattoo-me-with-love

  eouv:

SUMMER GIVEAWAY
The reason we are having this give away is because both of us upgraded our phones to the iPhone 5c and got new laptops, without the phone, there is no use for the case so we are giving them with the phones.
 ITEMS INCLUDED:
1 Apple Macbook Air + charger
1 HP Pavilion Touchsmart 14 Sleekbook + charger
2 iPhone 4’s + charger 
8 iPhone 4 cases 
 
RULES: 
MBF both of us (eouv and tattoo-me-with-love) (we will check)
 We will be checking if the winner is following our blogs, and if he/she is not, we will choose a new winner!
 Reblogs only, likes don’t count! (reblog as many times as you’d like)(likes=bookmark)
 The winner will be chosen on August 15 2014 using a random generator. They will be messaged, and if there is no response within 24 hours, a new winner will be chosen.
 If you have any questions, please message eouv or tattoo-me-with-love

  eouv:

SUMMER GIVEAWAY
The reason we are having this give away is because both of us upgraded our phones to the iPhone 5c and got new laptops, without the phone, there is no use for the case so we are giving them with the phones.
 ITEMS INCLUDED:
1 Apple Macbook Air + charger
1 HP Pavilion Touchsmart 14 Sleekbook + charger
2 iPhone 4’s + charger 
8 iPhone 4 cases 
 
RULES: 
MBF both of us (eouv and tattoo-me-with-love) (we will check)
 We will be checking if the winner is following our blogs, and if he/she is not, we will choose a new winner!
 Reblogs only, likes don’t count! (reblog as many times as you’d like)(likes=bookmark)
 The winner will be chosen on August 15 2014 using a random generator. They will be messaged, and if there is no response within 24 hours, a new winner will be chosen.
 If you have any questions, please message eouv or tattoo-me-with-love

  eouv:

SUMMER GIVEAWAY
The reason we are having this give away is because both of us upgraded our phones to the iPhone 5c and got new laptops, without the phone, there is no use for the case so we are giving them with the phones.
 ITEMS INCLUDED:
1 Apple Macbook Air + charger
1 HP Pavilion Touchsmart 14 Sleekbook + charger
2 iPhone 4’s + charger 
8 iPhone 4 cases 
 
RULES: 
MBF both of us (eouv and tattoo-me-with-love) (we will check)
 We will be checking if the winner is following our blogs, and if he/she is not, we will choose a new winner!
 Reblogs only, likes don’t count! (reblog as many times as you’d like)(likes=bookmark)
 The winner will be chosen on August 15 2014 using a random generator. They will be messaged, and if there is no response within 24 hours, a new winner will be chosen.
 If you have any questions, please message eouv or tattoo-me-with-love

  eouv:

SUMMER GIVEAWAY
The reason we are having this give away is because both of us upgraded our phones to the iPhone 5c and got new laptops, without the phone, there is no use for the case so we are giving them with the phones.
 ITEMS INCLUDED:
1 Apple Macbook Air + charger
1 HP Pavilion Touchsmart 14 Sleekbook + charger
2 iPhone 4’s + charger 
8 iPhone 4 cases 
 
RULES: 
MBF both of us (eouv and tattoo-me-with-love) (we will check)
 We will be checking if the winner is following our blogs, and if he/she is not, we will choose a new winner!
 Reblogs only, likes don’t count! (reblog as many times as you’d like)(likes=bookmark)
 The winner will be chosen on August 15 2014 using a random generator. They will be messaged, and if there is no response within 24 hours, a new winner will be chosen.
 If you have any questions, please message eouv or tattoo-me-with-love

 

eouv:

SUMMER GIVEAWAY

The reason we are having this give away is because both of us upgraded our phones to the iPhone 5c and got new laptops, without the phone, there is no use for the case so we are giving them with the phones.

 ITEMS INCLUDED:

1 Apple Macbook Air + charger

1 HP Pavilion Touchsmart 14 Sleekbook + charger

2 iPhone 4’s + charger

8 iPhone 4 cases

 

RULES:

MBF both of us (eouv and tattoo-me-with-love) (we will check)

 We will be checking if the winner is following our blogs, and if he/she is not, we will choose a new winner!

 Reblogs only, likes don’t count! (reblog as many times as you’d like)(likes=bookmark)

 The winner will be chosen on August 15 2014 using a random generator. They will be messaged, and if there is no response within 24 hours, a new winner will be chosen.

 If you have any questions, please message eouv or tattoo-me-with-love

 

iveneverbeenherebefore:

IVENEVERBEENHEREBEFORE LAPTOP GIVEAWAY

This is my first giveaway so let’s get a few things straight.

The school year is over in the U.S. so there are some great back-to-school deals going on with Apple.  I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and I hope whoever wins appreciates it. THIS LAPTOP IS REFURBISHED - so works the same as a brand new MacBook Pro, but I was able to buy it for about $1000 (the normal price is well above $1200). I have tested it myself, and it is excellent in all aspects.

How did I afford to buy this just to give it away?

I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

Refurbished 13.3 inch Macbook Pro 2.5 GHz Dual-core Intel i5

Originally released June 2012

13.3-inch (diagonal) LED- backlit glossy widescreen display, 1280-by-800 resolution

4GB (2 x 2GB) of 1600MHz DDR3 SDRAM

500GB Serial ATA @5400 rpm

8x double-layer SuperDrive

Intel HD Graphics 4000

RULES

  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
  • You have until September 19, 2014 (In the U.S.) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
  • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

Ends on September 19st, 2014 (U.S. date)

REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

  1. Camera: iPhone 5
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/20th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

nicedildo:

get out me swamp

nelaguilvr:

iamchantaya:

rhomeporium:

A mother’s worst nightmare.

She was preaching

this gave me chills

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE